By Warren Judkins
Jesus' parable of the King's invitation to a feast, declined by all those first invited (Matthew 22).
Matthew 22:1-14
Narrator One
Narrator Two
Aardvark
Boris
Cyril
Dude
King
Servant
Narr 1: Once upon a time...
Narr 2: ...as all good stories start...
Narr 1: ...lived a great King...
Narr 2: ...who had great wealth...
Narr 1: ...and great power...
Narr 2: ...and great parties!
Narr 1: In fact, he was rather fond of a good party...
Narr 2: So one day he said:
King: Friends, Romans,countrymen... let's have a party!!
All: Yeah! Yay! etc.
King: Let's have the biggest and best party ever held!
All: Yeah! Yay! etc.
King: And invite everyone we know.
All: Yeah! Yay! etc.
Cyril: Err... even our parents?
King: Everyone!
All: ( except Cyril ) Yeah! Yay! etc.
Narr 1: So the King sent out servants with his invitations.
Narr 2: They went to all the King's friends...
Narr 1: ...and their conversations sounded something like this:
Servant: Knock knock!
Aardvark: Who's there?
Servant: The King's servant.
Aardvark: Oh! ( Happily ) What do you want?
Servant: To invite you to the King's party. It's .....
Aardvark: Sorry; just bought a new Volkswagen and gotta take it for a spin.
Servant: But it's gonna be great!
Aardvark: Yeah...but so's the Beetle. See ya! Coming, Sheila? ( Exits, making brmm noises )
Servant: Knock knock!
Boris: Who's there? ( Not very friendly )
Servant: The King's servant.
Boris: Oh! What's the problem?
Servant: No problem. I'm here to invite you to the King's party.
Boris: What King?
Servant: The King!
Boris: I don't believe there is a King.
Servant: Then how come he's having a party?
Boris: Look - don't confuse me. Goodbye! ( Stamps off )
Servant: ( Sigh ) Knock knock!
Cyril: Who's there?
Servant: The King's servant.
Cyril: Oh no, what have I done wrong?
Servant: Nothing! It's -
Cyril: ( Very quickly ) Was it that time I -
Servant: No! It's -
Cyril: Or the time I -
Servant: No! I -
Cyril: How about when -
Servant: No! Look, there's -
Cyril: Oh phew! Goodbye. ( Slams door )
Servant: He... ( Stops, sadly ) ...just wants you to come to his party.
Servant: Knock knock!
Dude: Who's there?
Servant: Little old lady.
Dude: Little old lady who?
Servant: I didn't know you could yodel! Haha! ( Stops laughing quickly )
Dude: Sick, very sick.
Servant: Ahem. The King would like to invite you to his party.
Dude: The King! Hah! How does he expect me to come to his party when I'm so busy slaving away for him?!
Servant: I'm sure he wouldn't mind you stopping for his p-
Dude: Stop?! Hah! There's always something to organise, or some meeting, or someone on the phone... I'm sorry, but a party is out of the question!
Narr 2: There were all kinds of excuses:
Narr 1: "I'm too young."
Narr 2: "I'm too old."
Narr 1: "I'm too tired."
Narr 2: "I'm too busy."
Narr 1: "Got a party of my own, thanks."
Narr 2: "Don't care anyway."
King: STOP!!!
Narr 1: The King roared.
King: So, they won't come to my party, eh? Well, so be it! But we're still going to have the best and biggest party ever! Servants, go everywhere! Get everyone!
Narr 2: Everyone?!
King: Everyone!!! Go!
Narr 1: So they did. ( Narr 1, 2 and Servant exit down aisles, half miming as they go. )
Servant: Hey Mr Wino - do you want to come to the King's party?
Narr 1: Miss Street Kid - do you want to come?
Narr 2: You with the tattoo - do you want to come too?
Servant: Say, Mr Big -
Narr 1: Hey there, hooker -
Narr 2 :You - bully...
Servant: Politicians -
Narr 1: Dentists -
Narr 2: Slow learners -
Servant: ( Loudly ) EVERYONE! Do you want to come to the King's party?!
Cyril: Well, it was a great occasion.
Dude: A great party.
King: But as for those who turned down my invitation.... ( Angrily )
Cyril: Oh dear...
Dude: How sad...
Cyril: Never mind...
Dude: Best not to think about it...
Cyril: Unless you're one of them...
Dude: In which case you'd better think pretty carefully.
King: What have YOU done with the King's invitation?
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© Warren Judkins 1990
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He may be contacted at: jd@middleton.school.nz